立方體對話翻譯，菲斯FEZ

《菲斯FEZ》立方體對話翻譯

翻譯了一下開頭立方體的話。鑑於本人的英文水平有限，這裏就不翻譯成中文了。具體的密文解答參考這裏，解讀方式，從上到下從右到左。

 SO THIS IS JUST A ROUTINE I DO NEED SOMEONE HERE JUST IN CASE SOMETHING GOES WRONG

 IF SOMETING DOES GO WRONG YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE MESS

 HEY WAIT A MINUTE CAN YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH  YOUR HEAD

 OH WELL YOU ARE HERE NOW MIGHT AS WELL DO THIS THING PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN

 ALL RIGHT WELLCOME TO THE CLUB ENJOY YOUR FREE HAT

 I KIND OF THOUGHT MAYBE THIS WOULD NOT WORK BECAUSE OF YOUR WEIRD HEAD BUT EVERYTHING LOOKS AOK FROM OUER HERE

 THANKS FOR THE HAND YOU CAN GO HOME NOW IT WAS VERY NICE TO MEET YOU

簡單來説，就是立方體到FEZ世界做例行公事，讓其幫忙做排錯員。如果出問題了就去解決。為了方便工作就給他帶有三維旋轉能力的帽子。